FAQ

What is your name?

My name is Amanda. Hi.

 

What is your quest?

To smash the patriarchy, find a way to subsist entirely on cheesecake, and to find the perfect scarf.

 

What is your favorite color?

Red, thanks for asking!

 

Will you be my best friend?

Probably not.

 

Do you want to go to a party later?

No.

 

How is that paper coming?

It’s not.

 

What is your spirit animal?

It’s a tie between Elle Woods and a sea otter.

 

I don’t like your political views. Will you go away and/or agree with me?

No. Leave.

 

Do you love me?

Yes. Have a wonderful day!

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